For a couple days the Regional House was swarming with termites. They're harmless, and not really that gross, at least not until they start piling up in the shower, shedding their wings and piling up in the corners until you can't even see the floor. The only one who was happy to see the termites was Joseph, the cat, because he likes to eat them by the dozen, which is helpful but also a little disgusting to watch.
|Hey, what are those funny little piles everywhere?|
|Are those leaves?|
|Oh. Yeah, those are bugs.|
|And they're everywhere.|